The Return Of Death Eric

Author: Sam LLewellyn

Meet Eric Thrashmettle, lead singer and guitarist of the loudest, headbangingest, earachingest rock band the world has ever known. Eric hasn't performed for years, not since a raven pooed in his eye at the Chickenstock Festival. But now his triple-platinum credit card has been cut up, the bank account is empty and the Lamborari is out of petrol. His kids, Buddy and Lou, need to eat.